I see you...on my blog, press the follow button...
When I'm famous and I appear on TV...
onlylolgifs: My parents will be like: My teachers will be like: “Damn…he was right” And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like: My friends who’ve been with me and know my talents: “No Shit he’s on tv. He’s a fuckin genius” and then on tumblr there’s gonna be all these embarrassing gifs of me
When you see that someone reblogged the same post... →
wowfunniestposts: But then you notice that they reblogged it from someone else, not you. this blog is epic
Me & Biology
catholicschoolpr0blems: my teacher’s gonna grade my test and be like: then on the inside I’m gonna be like: then on the outside I’m gonna be like: then I’m gonna be like everyone failed & my parents are gonna be like: and my mom’s going to be like:
So many of my followers never reblog me. They must...
School is almost over.
Brooklyn: Why after every sentence you call me "shawty"? "Yo shawty... shawty." I'm taller than you!
Rashad: Ok well let me ask you this then: in New York City then why ya'll gotta say "yo son" after every sentence? I'm not your kid, I'm not your child, why I gotta be your son?
Brooklyn: I call you "sun," 'cause you shine like one. Ya' feel me?
Rashad: That was real sentimental. Thanks.
when people offer to buy me food..